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naked waiter in British Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15692

naked waiter in one British Restaurant :lulzlulz:








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naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15694

Cool. But I don't think my physic would fit the bill. However, fuck ya!
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15698

Advice: in naked men places, don't order sausage. Naked woman place, don't order the tuna sashimi. :gross:
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15703

where in Britain was it?! Definetely not in the north west... men don't look like that in the north west...
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15704

Could be somewhere that bums are highly praised, such as : North Bumfordshire, East Butthole, South Assington, or even West Rumpington, come on Emily, get a grip. All English dudes have great asses. .... oh wait, do i mean ... are?
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15715

rainbowemily wrote:
where in Britain was it?! Definetely not in the north west... men don't look like that in the north west...

As a man from the north-west I take exception to that comment! Think you're right though. It's grim up north, and this ain't up north...
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15716

Keyser Soze wrote:
rainbowemily wrote:
where in Britain was it?! Definetely not in the north west... men don't look like that in the north west...

As a man from the north-west I take exception to that comment! Think you're right though. It's grim up north, and this ain't up north...

Come on Keyser.
You know there are some tight asses in the North West.
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15718

Gordon wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
rainbowemily wrote:
where in Britain was it?! Definetely not in the north west... men don't look like that in the north west...

As a man from the north-west I take exception to that comment! Think you're right though. It's grim up north, and this ain't up north...

Come on Keyser.
You know there are some tight asses in the North West
.

There's not that many Scots living in the north west...

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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15720

Keyser Soze wrote:
Gordon wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
rainbowemily wrote:
where in Britain was it?! Definetely not in the north west... men don't look like that in the north west...

As a man from the north-west I take exception to that comment! Think you're right though. It's grim up north, and this ain't up north...

Come on Keyser.
You know there are some tight asses in the North West
.

There's not that many Scots living in the north west...

:naughty:

I thought it was Yorkshire :dunno:
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15722

This would change the old joke, "Waiter there's a fly in my soup" to
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15740

ewww, the guys look so gross!
i dont think i would be able to eat anything with the smell of hair gel, fake tan, Pilate sweat, crab-be-gone shampoo and hair removal cream assaulting my nostrils.

what happens if they get a surprise erection? will they go to the bathroom or will they flaunt it for extra tips?

all the pics had women diners...do they cater for stag nights too? (what a great idea to really make that night uncomfortable!)

is it wrong that all im thinking of is dingle berries and balls when somebody drops something?
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15750

keyzer where in the north west are you from? im sure you've told me but i'm a rem so i forgot. the men in the north west are usually skinheads and smoke crack
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15754

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keyzer where in the north west are you from? im sure you've told me but i'm a rem so i forgot. the men in the north west are usually skinheads and smoke crack

Manchester. Oasis, Man City and yes, skinheads and crack.

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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15756

where in manchester?

and speaking of crack, do you have any?
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15757

rainbowemily wrote:
where in manchester?

and speaking of crack, do you have any?

Chorlton originally, grew-up in Sale. You?
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Re: naked waiter in Britan Restaurent 3 years 4 months ago #15758

ahh yes yes i've had this conversation with you before, I'm technically from Wigan but I don't like to divulge that information since Wigan is a craphole. More so than Chorlton..
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